The Ranking Thus Far
Backpage Escort Ranking
These are girls who have current ads on backpage or very recent ones. I’ve omitted those I know are not active.
Top ranked begins at the top and declines from there.
At the bottom are sections for non-responders, no-shows, unsafe girls, and scams.
Deseray is a frequent poster on Backpage.
Pros: I had a really enjoyable time with her. She is a big girl as advertised but if that is your preference (actually is not mine) then you can’t go wrong with her. Her home home location was pleasant to be in and I felt safe there. She is fun to talk to and has a really nice personality – maybe the nicest I’ve encountered overall. She was upfront, friendly, honest, and relaxed. Will see her again at some point even though bbw isn’t usually my type.
Cons: Nothing stands out unless you simply don’t like what you see as advertised, or don’t want to pay perhaps what you may feel is an above average price for it. I typically wouldn’t pay for a bbw girl at all but she is pretty hot for that type and makes up for it.
*Sorry missing pic at the moment*
Star has posted in the recent past but ad is currently not on page. She’s a young white girl with awesome body.
Pros: Awesome service, not too rushed, hygienic, extremely enjoyable experience. Nice and friendly. Is a potential #1.
Cons: Nothing much, unless being a smoker is a turnoff. There is a slight rush factor, but not enough to be annoying or a turnoff. It’s understandable that she’s busy.
Pros: Love this girl – tall hot and goth. She does it for me. Real laid back. Wish I could see her much more often.
Cons: Location is sketchy pad shared with escort girlfriend Brooke who is also great, but seeing one girl with the other in there is not a great situation. Doesn’t feel like a real comfortable situation.
Pros: Cool to hang with and talk to. Pretty chill and not too rushed. Variety of services on offer. Would hang with her a lot more if I could.
Cons: Location and roommate situation as mentioned with Gia on this list.
Pros: She’s actually a rare case of being hotter than she looks in her posted pic, even though she is older than advertised (still only early 40’s). Nikki is a really interesting personality with a lot of interesting stories. Her flexibility and athleticism sets her apart. She knows how to please, for sure, and enjoys it. I left pretty happy the first time. She was friendly and skilled and did not rush.
Cons: There’s definitely a chaos factor here. She keeps some pretty shady and unsavory company. Her cell phone is shared with a male roommate and driver who is to be avoided. I’m not quite sure what will happen on a visit with her, which is good and bad but a bit more on the bad side. The unknown safety factor is really is the biggest downside.
Perhaps the most persistent poster on Backpage!
Pros: Sapphire is no doubt one of the hottest and sexist girls available. Awesome body. She has never rushed me and always finished and I give her credit for that. Is ok to talk to and has decent personality. I’ve never been upset with her about price for what she did. She is good about responding to you.
Cons: First time I contacted her she had me come to a hotel and then never responded back. I thought the ad might be fake. I decided to try again down the road and then met up. She is kind of flaky about what she will do from visit to visit, which is a bit of a turnoff. Always heavy smoke smell in the room unless you like that kind of thing. She has unknown people nearby and is frequently texting when you are with her, which is unfortunately a bit typical of these girls (and probably all too many girls of any kind). Never feel quite 100% safe or sure of who might be nearby.
Pros: Ashley is pleasant to talk to and eager to please for a very good price. Has never rushed me or made me feel unwelcome. Great range of service. Definitely would see again.
Cons: Her incall locations are a huge mess. Stay away from the apartment if she invites you there. It stinks really bad and is a sty and there may be people there and a lot of yelling. And it’s a scary location. Stick to her house when no one is there or get a hotel. Also there may be reliability and timing issues. I didn’t think I would ever meet her the first time due to all the waiting, but ended up being glad I did.
Pros: Heaven was really open and enjoyed what she did. Good range of service. She made me feel pretty comfortable and satisfied. I would see her again.
Cons: A bit pricey compared to what you might expect, perhaps.
Pros: Michelle is a pretty fucking hot MILF type as advertised and I had a pretty good time. Safe location and decent place. I haven’t seen her more than once but probably will try her again at some point. She was definitely friendly enough.
Cons: Kind of strict at times and pricey perhaps. I felt a little rushed with her. She’s not as relaxed as I prefer. Communication to set up apt. was not super relaxed or friendly. Like many she’s better in person. I could see her just as easily rise or fall in my ranking.
Name not posted on backpage and I can’t remember it.
Pros: Very accommodating and accessible and pretty nice body for bbw. Had a good and non rushed session with her.
Cons: Pretty dry personality as pic suggests – not too talkative or friendly, though at least not a bad personality. Wasn’t really sure if she was very into it. Might see again sometime but no hurry.
Natalie is a frequent poster and has some blurry pics
Pros: I liked Natalie. Pics are as advertised. She was nice to talk to and pretty easy going. If you like the bbw type then try her. She’s professional and didn’t rush me.
Cons: She was a little reluctant to do basic things and just not as open as the girls I like most. I’ve only seen her once and not sure about a next time. I wouldn’t rule it out though.
Pros: Enthusiastic and skilled at BJ’s, for sure. Decent enough to talk to. Willing to satisfy.
Cons: Didn’t have an incall location available as I thought when I saw her – miscommunication I think. Met in sort of bad part of town. Kind of a rough personality. Not real friendly. Not a bad visit per se but I’m not too likely to see again.
She doesn’t post her name and I forget what it was, sorry
Pros: Pleasant to talk to and decent variety of services. Non rushed. Nice Days Inn location and pretty safe.
Cons: She definitely looked older than her pics. She is a smoker, unless that appeals to you. Personality is on the rougher side. I’ve only visited once and she’s personally not for me.
Pros: Well Ra’Shel has a hot fucking body, there’s no doubt about that. And she smelled good. If you just want a quick hot fuck in a hotel room and nothing more then I guess she’ll work.
Cons: I had a pretty bad overall experience with her. Communicating with her from the start was a bit difficult. She got a little annoying over text. I had to wait a long time for her after the agreed time, and then she was a total clock watcher once we finally got started after she raced around the room doing 50 things. She was never friendly. Very rushed and unrelaxing – just pure business. She was rooming with Zoey, who also advertises on backpage and who she shares ads and advertises 2 girl specials with. Zoey was in the room doing shit half the time, and there wasn’t much privacy and I didn’t feel very safe – Zoey wasn’t too friendly either. I was told I had to pay more than the advertised rate for basic acts that you expect in the advertised rate, which annoyed the shit out of me. She doesn’t seem to enjoy what she does very much. I was just barely able to finish with her in the time slot, but at least she did make some some effort to finish. I will definitely not see her again myself, but others may have more luck – if literally all you are looking for in a girl is a hot body then she may be worth a try. Fair warning though.
Not sure what she goes by.
Pros: She was friendly, which definitely counts for something, and pics as advertised. Maybe worth it for you if you like the older bbw type.
Cons: Sorry, but just for me personally, this kind of experience should have been very cheap, and ho boy is it overpriced. I only saw her at the time because I didn’t know of as many options at the time (it was a long time ago).
Ordered roughly by city and then most non-responses first
This girl is a very frequent poster but has yet to respond to one of my texts, and she says it’s ok to text her in her ad. No clue what her deal is. Does she not want more biz? Then why post so damn many ads?
Same phone number as Serenity, above. Just one non-response so far.
This girl listed a wrong number in one ad, and two different numbers in two other ads. And I got no reponse, if I even had a correct number for her. No clue what her deal may be. Guessing it probably isn’t worth finding out.
So far just one non-response. I’ll likely keep trying. Could be a good reason. Another who probably overflows with biz judging by pic.
I texted Zoey to meet her and never heard back. I happen to know she was active that day too. Even if she was booked solid, she could have responded back at some point but never did. It’s just as well, because as noted I encountered her when I saw Ra’Shel, and she wasn’t real cool. I have no real desire to keep trying her. She might be ok but fair warning.
Just one non-response so far. I hope it doesn’t continue.
I was texting with this girl and seemed like it was going ok but she stopped texting back at some point. No clue.
NO SHOWS AND WRONG PICS
Black girl on Kenwood Avenue in Champaign, IL. I saw a girl at that location once who was not the girl in the pic. Don’t have her pic or name. She was super unfriendly and paranoid. Not a good experience at all. Unsafe location. Second time I tried that location got a no-show when I arrived. Text responses stopped. Do not see anyone at that address.
You may get robbed or beaten or worse if you see these girls
Do NOT see this girl. Young black girl that works out of an apartment complex in Champaign. She had a boyfriend and he had a gun. Enough said. Do not risk contacting her.
Bunny, Jewel, Honey
Do NOT try to see these girls! You will arrive and one will take your money and then say she only does massage. If you want more you are told to go wait outside until the other arrives. Then black piece of shit in the far right pic will come out and rob you. The address is 905 West Thrush.
Champaign, IL (elsewhere?)
This person is too good to be true. She ends up being a cam scam – not too uncommon. One of those that says you have to sign up with a cam website and spend $25 on a show with her, and then she’ll see you and has all these magnificent rates and services. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s a scam folks.